Sarcasm, It's How I Hug T-Shirt | Funny Organic Cotton Tee for Introverts & Raccoon Lovers

🦝 Hugs are nice. Sarcasm is safer.
Wrap yourself in the emotional comfort of dry wit and snarky charm with this delightfully unbothered raccoon tee. Featuring a cartoon trash panda with open arms and zero intention of cuddling, this shirt is the official uniform of people who show love through mockery and well-timed eye rolls.

Perfect for introverts, sarcasm addicts, and anyone whose love language is “verbal roasting with a hint of affection.”

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🎨 Design Features:

Raccoon Illustration: Arms out, sass on display, judging you kindly
Text: “Sarcasm – It’s How I Hug” in bold retro-style font
Color Combo: Vintage teal on soft pink—because even snark deserves style
Energy: Huggable? Technically. Approachable? Mmm… try again.

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🌿 Organic Cotton Tee Specs:

100% Organic Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²) – just the right weight for passive-aggressive lounging
Regular Fit: Unisex cut that flatters awkward side-huggers everywhere
Set-In Sleeves & Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape through every “I'm fine” and sarcastic smirk
Double-Stitched Hems: Durable enough to survive your next sarcastic meltdown
Certified Eco-Friendly: GOTS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA-Approved Vegan

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🎁 Perfect For:

Introverts: Who want you to know they care… quietly, from over there
Raccoon Lovers: Yes, they’re weird. Yes, they’re wonderful
Friends Who Roast You Out of Love: Or just roast you
Humor Enthusiasts: A+ for clever banter and ironic hugs

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📏 Sizing & Fit Guide:

Fit: Unisex – true to size
Style Tip: Size down for a snug snarky look, or oversized for max distance
Pair It With: Coffee, sarcasm, and 6 feet of personal space

Wash Cold, inside out
Tumble low or hang dry
Iron Inside out—your raccoon deserves respect

• Organic Cotton

FieldHouse Designs
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11025 Westlake Dr.
Charlotte, NC 28273

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Name: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED
Address: Markou Evgenikou 11,
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Email: gpsr@sindenventures.com

At FieldHouse Designs, we stand by the quality of our products and want you to love your purchase. To make your shopping experience even better, we’ve updated our return policy to be more customer-friendly while keeping things fair for everyone.

30-Day Replacement Guarantee (When We Mess Up)
If there’s an issue with your order due to our error (e.g., wrong item, defective product, or damage during shipping), we’ll replace it at no cost to you within 30 days of purchase. Just contact us at fieldhousedesigns@outlook.com with your order details and photos of the issue, and we’ll make it right!

30-Day Exchange Policy (For Size or Style Changes)
Not the right size or style? No problem! We offer a 30-day exchange window from the date of purchase. Here’s how it works:

Contact us at fieldhousedesigns@outlook.com to initiate the exchange process.

Return the unworn, unwashed, and undamaged item with tags attached.

Buyer is responsible for return shipping costs.

Once we receive your return, we’ll ship out your new size or style.

Important Notes:

Exchanges are only available for items of equal or lesser value.

Original shipping fees are non-refundable.

Items must be returned in their original condition with all tags attached.

How to Initiate a Return or Exchange:

Email us at fieldhousedesigns@outlook.com with your order number and reason for return/exchange.

We’ll provide you with a return authorization number and instructions.

Ship your item back to us using a trackable shipping method.

Crafted Just for You, Without the Waste
At FieldHouse Designs, every product is made to order. This means no overproduction, no excess inventory, and no waste—just thoughtful, intentional design created specifically for you.

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Processing Time
Because each item is made to order, processing times vary:

Basic Tees, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts: These ship faster, typically within 2-3 business days.

All Other Items: Including printed and sewn products, processing takes 5-7 business days.

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Shipping Time

USA Orders: Standard shipping usually takes 3-5 business days.

International Orders: Ship from the nearest production center and typically take 10-30 business days.

Please note: Delivery times may vary slightly depending on your location.

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Order Cancellation
To support our mission of reducing overproduction, all orders are final once placed. Thank you for understanding and helping us create a more sustainable fashion industry.

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International Shipping Policy
For our global customers, international orders ship from the nearest production center to you.

Please note:

Customers are responsible for any customs duties, taxes, or fees as determined by your local customs office.

We recommend checking your country’s customs policies before ordering to avoid unexpected charges.